FUN FACT: Studies say that up to 40% of young, college graduates are re-nesting with Mama and Papa Bird. If you’re one of these chicks, I want to tell you something…
Let me start by saying, oh, my sweet, precious newly degreed babies… Uncle Benny knows your pain. It is the first of life’s cruel tricks that after thousands of hours of binge drinking studious scholarship and self-growth, there is no Fortune 500 CEO position and penthouse apartment waiting for you.
I spent literally pairs of years suffering under the yoke of being a grown(ish) man dwelling in my Mama’s rec-room. But here’s what I learned: being a barista builds character, chances are your parents hate the idea of you living at home just as much as you do, and, finally, it’s going to get worse before it gets better.
How much worse? Let’s it this way: just when you manage to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, get your first big break and start thinking about moving out, the bills come calling. Oh, the tales I could tell you about naive hillbilly-cum-organized crime boss, Sallie Mae! But before I drive you into the depths of despair, I’d like to give you a silver lining: health insurance.
Thanks to healthcare reform, you don’t have to dwell in a netherworld of pseudo-homelessness and health liability. Why?
1. You can now stay on your parents’ insurance policy until you’re 26.
That’s right! Two more years of sweet, free health insurance. And now your insurance covers a lot more at no cost, including annual physicals. (So gentlemen, work on your turn-and-cough face.)
2. If you have to buy your own insurance, chances are you qualify for a break on your premium.
Your premium is how much you pay for insurance, and many people qualify for help paying it. Clerking the mail room or flipping burgers (like a boss)? You might qualify for a $0 premium, which means your health insurance would be free as the wind.
When it’s time to buy, you’ve got one place to shop: www.thehealthinsurist.com. Insurance is a necessary evil, but a pushy, annoying agent isn’t. Mindy and her team will help you find the right coverage at the right cost.
My only other advice is to enjoy partying while you can. Because one day, when you can afford fancy top-shelf alcohol, your body will betray you by denying you the pain-free buzz you’re enjoying now in the glory days of youth.
Finally, I’d like to say that you kids have it easy with your fancy new laws and your monster.com. In my day, we were kicked off our parents’ insurance at 21, walked 10 miles in the snow for the privilege of putting our resumes in the mailbox. With stamps. Stamps! Now it’s all done in electric mail. What’s this world coming to? Have you seen my teeth?